With the Nordic in tow
With the Nordic in tow
Yes, feathers are more fashionable than ever and we love them, but come on, Balenciaga's head has gone a bit if he wants us to go with the duvet cover wrapped around our neck at the height of rush hour in the subway. More than a stylish look, it looks like the Michelin doll …
Plasticized pants
Plasticized pants
Cristina Pedroche took them a while ago and a lot of criticism rained down on her … And we understand why! The truth is that this Topshop model - which is out of stock, by the way - seems horrible to us. We like the cropped cut and high waist, but those plastic-lined openings have no name …
Why, Kim?
Why, Kim?
And if we talk about plastic, these boots that Kim Kardashian is wearing left us speechless. The greenhouse effect that must be created in there must be the sea of pleasure, wow … wet feet, soggy boots … wonderful! To add insult to injury, this design is from Kim's husband, Kanye West. Is it some kind of revenge? We think so.
No more hair on feet!
No more hair on feet!
We already advanced it at the end of 2016, but it seems that this 2017 we have not learned … This moccasin / flip flop has succeeded more than ever this year and we do not understand it. They are neither pretty nor practical and, in addition, that hair on the sole has to give a more than pleasant warmth (read the irony). Please, in 2018 we ask that flip-flops, slippers, loafers and everything that goes to our feet and carry a teddy bear disappear.
Ikea Balenciaga version
Ikea Balenciaga version
Imagine paying more than € 1,500 for an Ikea bag converted into a luxury bag. Well, this is what Balenciaga proposed this 2017 with The Carry Shopper Bag. We, at least for the moment, prefer the blue bag of our whole life.
Before dead than simple
Before dead than simple
We could make a gallery with just Kim Kardashian's stylistic horrors and this look would definitely take the cake. This fashion that we have seen so much in the street style this year - tracksuit and heels - should stay in 2017 and never come out again. Please!
Go out in pajamas to the street
Go out in pajamas to the street
We are already fed up with the looks of the influencers in which they wear a satin pajama set and a high-heeled sandal. Yes, they are comfortable outfits and if you defend them well –as Chiara Ferragni does– they are a success, but it is already starting to be a little out of date that of leaving the house in pajamas.
Zigzag eyebrows
Zigzag eyebrows
They promised to be one of the most followed beauty trends of the moment, but luckily they have remained in (almost) nothing. We are advocates of a good defined brow, but this shape seems the worst to us. Luckily, it has stayed in photos of and some Instagram profiles, such as Pamper.my.
Very big underwear
Very big underwear
The look of Michael Jackson's daughter on this red carpet shows that she can dress in Dior and have a painting. The gigantic and airy underwear seems anything but elegant. For something we have chosen the daughter of the king of pop as one of the worst dressed of 2017.
Overdoing the oversize
Overdoing the oversize
Wearing oversized garments is super fashionable, but going over is as horrible as this look by Hailey Baldwin. Perhaps the model should read the article where we gave the keys to wear the oversize trend without gaining two sizes more because it seems that she does not quite understand it … It is fine to take the XXL sweatshirt from your boyfriend, but combine it with a denim jacket 3 sizes larger detracts from the sophistication of the look.
No more glitter
No more glitter
Please, we are tired of seeing photos of celebrities, influencers and it girls with the Coachella Ferris wheel in the background and their faces full of glitter. Lips of impossible colors, applications all over the face and glitter to stop a train … The task that must be given to them after removing such stucco from their faces, poor people …
Unicorn hair
Unicorn hair
It seemed that the fever of the unicorns was beginning to subside, but no, because this 2017 he has worn colored hair in honor of this mythological animal. We accept colored masks to brighten up our hair for a few days, but these looks seem too much for us. If you also combine it with a well exaggerated makeup like the one in the previous photo, you already have the style of the perfect festival girl.
Becoming Sailor Moon
Becoming Sailor Moon
Manga misunderstood or exaggeration taken to the extreme has left us looks as "discreet" as this one. The problem with wearing hair this color is that it lasts for a couple of days beautifully. Then it begins to fade and acquire a color that is nothing like this. Please in 2018 let's put these princess looks aside and focus.
Kimonos
Kimonos
We wear them in spring. We wear them in summer and we have insisted on continuing to wear them in autumn, why? Perhaps the time has come to open the door to the kimono and opt for other types of garments more in line with the time of year, such as jackets or brightly colored coats, to give a touch of joy to your outfits.
The giant chokers
The giant chokers
We have gotten out of hand with the chokers, without a doubt. In 2016 we already took them into account and this year has been the boom of this accessory, but like everything, in the end we sinned as modern and ended up going out of line. These Bershka models prove it … From the model's face, we believe that these chokers do not allow her to breathe easily.
Witch nails
Witch nails
And we don't just talk about the colors, which as in everything, goes to taste, but about the shape and length of the nails. Let's see if this 2018 we already end up with extremely long and pointed nails. They are uncomfortable, unsightly and require too much care, we are sure that Rihanna does not pay off …
Fuseau pants
Fuseau pants
This type of pants –the ones with rubber at the end to prevent them from riding up– have been trying to come back for years. In 2014 Stella McCartney opted for this eighties garment, but luckily, until now we had been able to control it. Sadly, this fall has crept into our favorite stores and it looks like 2018 will be its year … Are you ready? Not us, and we think they should stay put in 2017.
Ripped jeans to say enough
Ripped jeans to say enough
We already told you about it in our post Amancio focus on the worst Inditex looks, but we repeat it: if you have been attacked by a bear in the forest we understand it, but if not, forget about excessively torn clothes. In addition, it is very good to wear a protest shirt, but what we have not just seen is to carry ANY message. In 2018 we hope that these simple t-shirts will again give way to feminist and "warrior" messages.
No more going with your ass in the air
No more going with your ass in the air
Luckily, it seems that this trend did not catch on and it was only led by Cristina Pedroche and some other influencer, because we did not just see each other like that … Besides, with the cold weather, who wants to show the rearguard around?
Photo: @cristipedroche.
The belly fanny pack
The belly fanny pack
Another trend that continues to lurk and that has not quite found its place are the fanny packs. We couldn't help but share this monstrosity –the work of The Dad Bag–, and this fashion can do a lot of damage if we don't stop it in time and, who knows, maybe in July 2018 you see yourself wearing a hairy look like this … .
In the newsroom, we are praying to Dior with all our might that the weird fashions and trends that you will find in the gallery will be lost in 2017 and will not continue to flood Instagram profiles. For the sake of good taste and to prevent our eyes from falling to the ground with some grotesque looks and proposals, we hope they will stop being fashionable.
Hello 2018, take all this please …
The fuseau pants - yes, yes, those with the rubber band to hook on the sole of the foot -, which made our looks bitter in the early 90s and were taking a long time to arrive now that we are experiencing their revival.
Materials like clear plastic, which we have seen in boots, trench coats or jeans knee pads, cannot horrify us more, so we want to tell you goodbye, so richly.
ALL, we have said ALL, the stuffed accessories. We've suffered it in flip flops, sandals, caps, t-shirts, sweatshirts, even panties and bras … they should be banned in 2018 for the sake of survival of good taste.
The misunderstood oversize is another aesthetic pandemic that has invaded us this year. It may be okay to steal your boyfriend's hoodie and wear it casually, as long as he's not the size of an NBA center and you're under 1.50. And trust me, it's not a good idea to pair it with super high heels over the knee boots to compensate for the size.
Another idea that does not seem worthy of passing the year is to choose our outfits in Blancolor week. Avoid coats that look Nordic around your neck, or pajamas and bathrobes to go out. If something that you take out to the street also serves to get you into bed when you get home, it may not be a good idea to take it.
Finally, we would like to see festive fashions disappear for the next season. Influencers and it girls of the world, no more photos of faces with more glitter and braids than a little pony with a ferris wheel in the background. I think this year you could finally! change the chip a little …
