Fashions that must die in 2016

The patches, death from overdose

They already come out of our ears. What at first seemed like a fashion with a fresh and youthful street point has become a full-blown embarrassment. To show this Louis Vuitton classic worn by Hilary Duff. The singer has not been able to resist this fashion either, which for the good of all should become something of the past.

Flip-flop moccasin, why?

It is one of those pieces that triumphs more for the stubbornness of influencers than for its aesthetics. They are neither pretty nor practical. For us, that they stay in the closet of the grandfather who uses them to be at home, their natural habitat from which they should never have left. The ones that Gigi Hadid is wearing in the image, with embroidered roses and hair on the sole, cost € 795 (almost nothing), are from Gucci and are sold out !! Seeing is believing…

A top too short (1)

The fashion of the crop top with the belly in the air has gotten out of hand with the occasional influencer, in this case the Italian blogger Chiara Ferragni, who has shortened it to show the lower part of her breasts. Provocative? Sexy? Tacky? The ways of fashion are inscrutable …

A top too short (2)

Kendall Jenner has also joined this fashion of the minimal top that teaches beyond what is necessary. If she is already laughing, we do not even want to imagine the havoc it will cause among ordinary mortals, since we do not have these heart attack bodies. We can only tell you one thing, please don't!

Impossible openings (1)

The necklines are no longer what they were … If we look back in time, when Marilyn Monroe or Sophia Loren scandalized by displaying their impressive front, and we compare them with the necklines that models like Emily Ratajkowski wear today we cannot see them anymore than as naive demure girls. When a dress more than a front has wide straps, it is time to say enough!

Impossible openings (2)

Another model that targets these exaggerated openings is the French Aymeline Valade. In this case, it is the entire side of the dress that the model has lost along the way, along with good taste and her underwear.

Impossible openings (3)

Bella Hadid has taken the posed Angelina Jolie to the last consequences showing her leg. And to make sure the shot has chosen to discard a piece of the skirt in this wrap dress, more like an apron than a dress itself.

Impossible openings (4)

Chrissy Teigen has also not fallen short when it comes to lengthening the slit in her skirt, taking it higher than the pelvic bone … Hopefully this fashion of "and me more" is over at once, since at this rate the red carpets they will look more like a Victoria's Secret show than a couture one.

When you like to follow fashion trends and enjoy wearing the latest, you can compare the feeling that invades you when seeing the novelties with those that shop windows and magazines tempt us every season with a romantic crush, an adrenaline rush, a craving, a wish… But –just like you can fall in love with the wrong person, and over time think, what could I see that self-centered redneck? - the day may also come when you realize that maybe those stuffed boots Fluorides weren't that great either after all. So that that dose of reality reaches you as soon as possible and you don't end up being an outdated fashion victim (the worst thing that can happen to you after you end up marrying the egocentric redneck), here we help you to banish from your closet all those fashions that cannot still in your closet in 2017:

The patches: death from overdose

About four or five seasons ago Anya Hindmarch surprised us with her handbags full of patterned patches and comic bubbles that automatically became top sellers. But like a contagious virus, the patch began to invade and colonize any piece that could carry one on its surface. From here we appeal to the solidarity fashion soul that you carry inside so that you commit to not buying anything that carries them.

The flip flop moccasin, was it really necessary?

The world of fashion is always in constant search of novelties with which to tempt us and, incidentally, to create needs to encourage consumption and purchase. But this eagerness to innovate can sometimes lead to creating catastrophic pieces from both an aesthetic and practical point of view. This is the case of the flip-flop moccasin, which doesn't meet the requirement of a flip-flop (basically being comfortable) or a moccasin (adding a touch of style to your look). So we think it is better that they return to the place they should never have left: the wardrobe of the stale gentleman who uses them to go home.

The crop top / topless

Another of the dangers of fashion garments is when they are victims of their own natural evolution. And this happens when a fashion trend becomes widespread and the influencers on duty decide to give them an unexpected twist to continue setting trends … This is what has happened to crop tops, those very short tops that show the belly. Their latest evolution has led them to be shortened even more, to the point of showing the lower part of the chest, almost to the height of the nipple … Given this, we can only say one thing BY DIOR! DO NOT DO IT!

Impossible openings

Lately we are attending, especially on the red carpet, a disturbing fashion that is based on teaching the most unlikely and intimate part of the anatomy. If at some point we thought Angelina Jolie's evening dress and her famous leg in the air - much imitated later - seemed super daring, now it seems little less than a prude seeing how some models like Chrissy Teigen wear them on the red carpet, that wears the opening of the skirt to above the groin, or Aymeline Valade, who seems to have forgotten the sides of the dress at home and gives us a perfect view of her ribs, hips, pelvic bone and the list goes on … We just hope that The little judgment that they have used to choose similar models has been used to make good use of the double-sided adhesive tape.