The third part of the shades of gray, what we like and what we don't

Release!

The wait is about to end. On February 9, the last film in the "Fifty Shades of Gray" saga, the "Fifty Shades Freed", will be released. But we can impatience, so we have recovered the book to remember the best - and the worst - of the third novel. If you don't want us to spoil you, don't read on. Although we do not know if the scriptwriters will be very faithful to the book, there will be many things that can ruin the movie if you have not read it.

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Christian, naked

Well, with a swimsuit … But our imagination puts the rest in this and in all the images in which we get to see him without a suit and shirt.

Admiring him like this is the best thing about the movie (thanks Jamie Dornan for the gym hours!), Only comparable to when he goes without clothes and, in addition, he brings out "the pervert in him." (The pervert is said by Mrs. Gray, so…)

We are waiting for the video to pause. And sorry if someone thinks we are treating him as an "object man" (it is unintentional).

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Ana, one of lime and another of sand (as always)

Yes, she also enjoys the beauty of her boy's body, but not so much about his prompt. It's that Fifty is dark like her alone. The chicken that rides poor Mrs. Gray for an accidental topless on the Côte d'Azur honeymoon is to ask for a divorce. And although there is reconciliation in bed - like all his, which must be why they argue so much - it does not compensate, because Christian decides to "mark" Ana with hickeys so that it does not occur to him to repeat. The boy could not be more childish …

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Let's go crazy!

Yes, we already knew that there was a wedding and we have even seen the dress … but if we like something more than Monique Lhuillier's design and Jimmy Choo's shoes, it's what Christian whispers to his girlfriend as soon as the priest tells him that he can kiss the bride. That "don't let anyone other than me take that dress off you" … we don't want to know what damage it may have done to Ana's underwear - from La Perla, for sure - (be careful, or anyone else's, we don't want to point out ).

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I will not obey you

As you hear, it costs him a fierce discussion –of course– but Ana does not promise obedience to Christian at the wedding –the only thing missing– and it is no small feat to stand up to a controller like him. Of course, then she gives in to take her last name and renounce her. And we're sorry, but as much as we like Fifty, the "I want your whole world to start and end with me" we can't pass it on. Wake up Christian, the world is very big (and even Anastasia knows it).

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Marriage does not take away the desire to …

Not even close, these two get together and the fire alarm goes off because of how much they put on each other but … we have to say that the movie will never be able to emulate the book. As long as the scriptwriters came to illustrate not even 10% of what these two do in bed, the movie would be classified as pornographic. So they have to settle for suggesting… (but you don't have to, of course).

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How do I tell this bitch to take her eyes off my boy?

"The goddess within me is celebrating that she also has a witch within." Yes, Ana may seem a bit stationary, but she is learning to pull out her little sticks. The only thing she needs is a little encouragement and that comes from the hand of the architect who is going to reform their case, who eats her boy with her eyes. So Mrs. Gray puts her in her place.

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The "Submissive Club" returns

Yes, Leila, Christian's former submissive who sneaks into Chris and Ana's house when they are in bed in the second movie, reappears. And she doesn't come alone, but with another submissive, Susi. But no, Chris has really dropped out of the club and Leila just wants to thank him for taking care of her and paying her medical bills and her Master of Arts, as well as wish the couple the best. Of course, she scares us to death when she stands in front of Ana again …

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And they repair the Charlie Tango

We recognize it, despite the bad time we had in the second installment with Christian's accident in the helicopter, we love that they have repaired it. Set to have fantasies, raise your hand who has not dreamed of his boy picking up at the helipad to go for a ride … (Yeah, are you all contractured and you can't lift it, right?).

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Christian, we won't forgive you

"You only had to remember one thing, how can you be so stupid? Are you sorry? We've known each other for like 5 minutes and…". And, and, and what? Nothing justifies or will ever justify a man talking like that to a woman because she is scared to death because she tells him she is pregnant. Sorry Christian, this is unforgivable. Little Bip and Ana deserved a better fit.

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And you can always screw it up deeper

Difficult because what he tells him when he knows that they will be a father is to screw it up a lot but Christian knows how to overcome himself. How? Going back to see Mrs. Robinson. Yes, yes, he sees his Dominatrix again despite knowing that for Ana it is a trapper stab. And, of course, it explodes in his face because he finds out.

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Above, it gets silly

And since he's bounced and unable to recognize his responsibilities, he puts distance from Anastasia and avoids her as much as he can. The psychologist already said that emotionally the boy was like a teenager… But here Ana does it very well and makes it clear that "you can do this with me or I will do it myself." Yes sir, at least one parent who is up to the task.

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Since everything cannot be love and sex, they have found a bad

Since everything cannot be love and sex, they have searched for a bad

If we weren't already tense enough with her emotional ups and downs, now we also have Jack Hyde, Ana's former boss, ready to take revenge for her dismissal and for settling another pending account she has with Christian. And he does it by kidnapping his Mia, Fifty's sister, and calling Anastasia to be the one to bring him the ransom (and incidentally take revenge on her husband in her person). Coward!

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A total heroine

Anastasia, despite the pregnancy, decides to emulate Wonderwoman and rescue alone (and well armed) her sister-in-law from the clutches of Hyde. Neither controlling husbands nor annoying policemen, when things get ugly, better solve it personally. As Ana says: "I am the strong one." Said and done, he rescues Mia and "turns" Cincuenta into the man he hoped he would be: communicative, dedicated and willing to be an exemplary father and hubby.

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Turns it around like a glove

Christian, who has seen you and who sees you. You have made any woman's dream come true, to fall in love with a biker to get her to end up wearing a sweater with elbow pads (come on, tame it to your liking). And is that after the scare of the kidnapping and the concussion that makes him fear for Ana's life, Fifty shakes off the black cloud that is above him and opens his soul at once …

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The scared child inside the tortured man

Christian makes peace with his past. With his dead mother, whom he recognizes that despite being a bad mother he could not stop loving. He recovers the memory of part of his childhood, the one in which he met Jack Hyde in a foster home before being adopted by the Grays. We love that Christian finally gets rid of his shadows …

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I can finally touch you

Another thing we love about Christian's change is hearing his mother say that "it took 24 years for you to let me hold you like this." But, finally, you can.

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And finally talks about his dominatrix

He was 15 years old, he worked removing debris from his house so he could pay for his drink and… she gave him a slap, a kiss and another slap. "I was confused, angry and horny as a dog," he explains to his wife, but … he acknowledges that through submission to Elena "my world regained perspective and can put shit aside. She channeled my anger" . She quit drinking and set about building her empire and then… she became dominant.

No, children are not the end of sex

Come on, for these two to disengage, it takes more than a pregnancy and a bunch of children … Little Bip –who is later a beautiful two-year-old boy named Teddy– is followed by Little Bip (in embryo at the end of the novel ) and it turns out that Christian still wants more. I said, insatiable. And we love that …

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They keep their sex toys

As much as their house is filled with toy trains and other childish trinkets of little Teddy, Christian and Ana have not thrown away their toys… Everyone to play!

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How cool to get into a man's brain …

We don't know what they will do in the movie, but at the end of the book we find out what Christian thought when he saw Anastasia for the first time … And it must be said that it is okay, for once, to see things from the male perspective …

The last film in the Fifty Shades of Gray saga , Fifty Shades Freed , has finally been released. But as patience does not adorn us, we have dusted (because it had accumulated dust, malpensada!) The third book and thus be able to remember the best moments. We suppose that the scriptwriters will respect (more or less) the book although, if it were up to us, we would save the odd episode of their love story but … that is part of their relationship (if not, there would be no shadows to clear).

So we can't wait to discuss it with you, because if there is something better than reading and seeing the "Shades of Gray", it is to comment on it and have a laugh.

Without spoiling you, we can say …

If you haven't read the third book and you still don't know what you'll find in the third movie, think about it before reading on because… we're going to gut it! But first two things that we can confess without ruining your story because you have seen them in the trailer or in the launch photos of the film.

How is Jamie! Seeing him come out of the water in a bathing suit –and, in general, seeing him without clothes– is one of the main reasons to see the film, no matter how much we have read and re-read the book. We thank her personal trainer for the gym hours they have given her …

Yes, they get married. And that does not take away an iota of interest from their relationship, because it is not accompanied by a "and they were happy and ate partridges" –and foie and chocolates and everything they can afford to eat because they are rich men from the pump– The ups and downs of their relationship only increase and everything ends up getting very complicated …

NOW YES, ALERT: SPOILERS

A busy honeymoon. Fifty is dark like him alone. The chicken that rides poor Mrs. Gray for an accidental topless on the honeymoon on the Côte d'Azur is to ask for a divorce. And although there is reconciliation in bed - like all his, which must be why they argue so much - it does not compensate, because Christian decides to "mark" Ana based on hickeys so that it does not occur to him to repeat. The boy could not be more childish …

Anastasia pulls out her nails. "The goddess within me is celebrating that she also has a witch within." And he shows it more than enough when he puts in his place the architect who is going to reform their case and who eats her boy with her eyes. It takes away the desire to get closer than a meter to Christian.

The "Submissive Club" is back. Leila, Christian's former submissive. Yes, the one who sneaks into Chris and Ana's house armed when they are in bed in the second movie, reappears. And besides, she does not come alone, but with another submissive, Susi. But calm down, Chris has really dropped out of the club and Leila just wants to thank him for taking care of her and paying her medical bills and her Master of Art, as well as wishing the couple the best.

They repair Charlie Tango. We admit it, despite the bad time we had in the second installment with Christian's accident in the helicopter, we love that they have repaired it. Set to have fantasies, raise your hand the one who has not dreamed of his boy picking him up at the helipad to go for a ride …

Which we will never forgive Christian for. Hearing phrases stabbed at us when Anastasia tells her she is pregnant: "You only had to remember one thing, how can you be so stupid? Are you sorry? We have known each other for something like 5 minutes and…". And, and, and what? Nothing justifies or will ever justify a man talking like this to a woman for being scared to death because she is going to be a father. No Christian, not around here. And let us not forgive you for seeing Mrs. Robinson again. Yes, yes, the one who was her Dominatrix and that she knows that for Ana it is a trapper stab. And of course, she finds out …

But a kidnapping fixes everything. Jack Hyde, Ana's former boss, comes ready to take revenge for her dismissal and wants to settle a pending account that he has with Christian, with whom it turns out that he was in a foster home and who he reproaches him for "having stolen his life" by being adopted by the Grays instead. And he does so by kidnapping his Mia, Fifty's sister, and calling Anastasia to be the one to bring him the ransom. Coward!

Anastasia or Wonderwoman? The girl gets angry at us and decides to rescue Mia without help. She ends up with a concussion in the hospital, but Hyde takes a bullet and is arrested and Mia released. And reward! Christian is so scared and afraid that he has lost her forever, that, finally, he completely changes. When she comes to, he opens his soul to her, tells her about his past, his relationship with his dominatrix, his childhood traumas and everything that is inside him.

Happy forever. And finally their marriage seems to be on track. Christian is so delighted with his role as father that he can't get enough of a second child - it will be a girl - and wants more. Who has seen you and who sees you… Of course, sex and its toys are still the salt of their relationship (if he feared that babies would be the end of their relationship, nothing could be further from the truth).

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