Amancio focus: the worst looks of zara, stradivarius ...

A vase in time …

… not always a victory. We don't quite understand this look. It is true that, a priori, we like each garment separately, but… when we mix them all in this kind of fashionista amalgam, the result horrifies us. The untied ankle boots, fanny pack, glitter, oriental print and this kind of vase on the head disturbs us greatly …

Minimalism? Ha!

In the absence of a scrunchie … wear 4! And if you also wear all the pearl necklaces that you have in the jewelry box and make a half angry face, much better. Of course, if you want to go unnoticed, do not be inspired by this look.

Attacked by a bear

If you have been attacked by an animal in the middle of a forest lost by the hand of God, okay. If that's not the case - which we hope not - you should skip this denim jacket. The slits on the back, the chains, the rips and the oversized shape give a too exaggerated result.

When you are cold but you go without stockings

A classic. There is zero degrees outside, so you decide to plant your favorite jacqard sweater, a ruffled and sequined skirt because you follow that "before dead than simple" and a heel / sock also with sequins. To all this you add a turban because you woke up with crazy hair and you don't wear stockings. It reminds us of our childhood, when we dressed up as "grown up" …

I'm hot …

Perhaps we are before the graphic definition of the classic "fix but informal" but our eyes fell to the ground when we saw this combination. The grace is that the sweater on the one hand is beautiful and the set of sparkly skirt and top too, but who has thought of putting it all together? Horrifying…

When you get out of hand with eyeliner …

If you are fully immersed in the spirit of Halloween, it is okay, but in the middle of December, with Christmas on top, such eyeliner does not hit us too much. Discreet, what is said discreet, is not …

When you don't know what to wear and you put it all on …

A sweatshirt, a fur vest, high-heeled ankle boots, electric blue gloves, paperbag jeans with a homemade hem and, in the absence of one, two hats. Something is wrong with this look and we can't say what it is … (Read the irony).

Influencer?

This look seems quite scruffy to us and it is that between the culotte pants with (too many) ripped and the shirt that, although it carries a message, that of calling ourselves "influencers", we have not just seen it. We don't like the outfit at all, although who knows, maybe separately, these clothes could work. Or not…

Always comfortable

Amancio thinks about everything and if you are going out to dinner with your friends and you plan to return by public transport, this is your look. A plumeti dress, a cap to protect you from the cold, some eye-catching leg warmers and some sneakers. You don't need anything else to be well equipped …

Karate girl

We do not know if Amancio decided to pay tribute to the Karate Kid movie or just the stylist lost his mind. What is clear is that this lime green ribbon and what we manage to see is a lady sweatshirt with pearls, they do not stick or glue.

The bicolor is in fashion

If you don't know whether to choose your black or gray jacket, why not wear a two-tone? If you want to be the most eccentric in the place and you don't want to go unnoticed, a garment of these characteristics is ideal for you.

That day you wake up in a bad mood …

How lazy when you have to pose as if there is no tomorrow and your face is not with you. Happy, what is said to be happy is not the model and that is if in addition to getting up early for the session, they plant such a set, it is not surprising!

Let's go to football!

Has your partner asked you to accompany him to the field but today you are wearing a pinstriped jumpsuit? Nothing happens! Plant a fur coat over it and his team scarf. If you also finish this look ( sporty-chic? ) With a fishnet sock and platform ankle boots, you will be the envy of the fans.

The turn of the pants "fuseau"

That fashion icon that created more of a headache for all of us at the end of the 80s, has been trying to return for a couple of seasons. We are talking of course about those leggings with rubber underneath. If you wear it with an ankle boot or a boot that hides that demonic tape, it seems correct, but to wear the strap outside the footwear? No Please!

When you continue with excessive eyeliner and try to camouflage yourself …

You have lost your hand with the upper part and instead of removing your makeup and starting over, you decide to wear "something" of fringes on top, which more than a sweater looks like the curtain of the village house.

From pajamas to party look

The typical. You are at home in the velvet pajamas, socks and bow tie and your friends call you to go to dinner. What do you do? Very easy, you rescue your black heeled sandals and ale, to the street!

Pink is better in coats …

This eyeshadow terrifies and surprises us in equal measure. Although the fur-effect coat seems super huggable, this makeup together with the hair, halfway between wet and greasy, does not convince us.

Yesterday we went to bed with the news that Amancio Ortega was retiring from all his positions in Inditex and subsidiaries and, to be honest, we smelled something in the newsroom … And it is that despite declaring unconditional fans of the Amancio stores, we must Recognize that in recent times he and his team of stylists and designers have gotten out of hand with the most stylish … Surely he has thought something like "since I'm leaving, I'm going through the big door".

Quoting La Vecina Rubia, we have scored a #AmancioCentrate and we have decided to pay her our own tribute with the weirdest looks we have found on her websites. As in everything, surely you like more than one photo so do not take it into account, the whole topic of floripondios, impossible combinations, excessive makeup and rococo looks , do not suit us at all.

Amancio leaves, but Inditex stays

And thank goodness! Can you imagine that suddenly we are left without this textile giant that has given us so much joy? Although the founder of Zara had been out of the executive functions of Inditex since 2011, yesterday the news was given that he had definitively ended the process of transferring "powers" by abandoning his positions. And since we are very grateful here –and not just regular buyers of Stradivarius, Pull and Bear, Uterqüe, Bershka …–, we have virtually walked through their websites and we have selected the most extravagant and bizarre looks for Amancio himself to retire , having a laugh.

Impossible combinations

Are you a fan of flowers and you don't want to give them up even if it's winter? Don't worry! Zara offers you something very useful: put them on your head as a turban! And if you add to this a garment with glitter, a printed fanny pack and fringed pants, the result is already more than horrible. We have also seen several looks of those that shout from the rooftops "before dead than simple" that combine sequin tops with thick knitted jumper, party dresses with running shoes or pajamas with heels.

In addition, you will also find ideas in case you suddenly have to go to a football game but you are very cute, inspiration to put on makeup in the dark and with your left hand or if you have been invited to a karate fight and you do not know what to wear.